(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(GROANS)
Excellent!
(GASPS) Delightful!
(GROWLING)
(SNARLS)
Glorious!
(SHRIEKING)
Ow! Hmm...
How many times
do I have to tell you two?
You gotta put the games away
when you're done!
Now, let's put them
in their proper cases!
Titans, go!
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Greetings, friends!
-Hey.
-What up?
Hey, Starfire, welcome home!
What's in the basket?
Items I have been gathering
for a special Tamaranean
tradition
that I hope you will all
participate in.
It is very similar
to your Thanksgiving.
Delicious food
and special friends!
Oh, please tell me
you will join me?
-ALL: Um...
-Well...
I'll eat whatever you make!
Oh, I have the happiness!
It means so much to me
that you will all join in my
people's ancient tradition.
Guess I'll fire up the grill.
What's on the menu?
Only the finest space cuisine.
Glurk scales.
Fried fish legs.
(GASPS) And my favorite...
Mouth worms.
You know what?
I totally forgot.
It's my baby cousin's
birthday today!
Mine too!
Oh, yeah?
Does she live downtown,
near the movie theater?
Uh, she does indeed.
-Carpool!
-(GROANS)
-(POWERS UP)
(CRASHES)
Raven, would you care
for a mouth worm?
Uh... No.
I'll be in my room trying
to forget I ever saw that.
I'll try one, Star!
Oh, joy!
Now, these are best
when eaten raw.
(GULPS)
So, uh...
-I just, uh,
eat the whole thing, huh?
-Yes!
So, like the whole thing?
In my mouth?
Yes, the whole thing!
Heh. Okay. Uh...
Down the hatch!
Ahhh!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(COUGHS)
Robin?
Oh, Silkie.
At least you are always
here for me.
Mouth worm?
(EXCLAIMS)
Is there no one with whom
to share my traditions?
(SIGHS)
-(MOUTH WORM SCREAMS)
-(GULPS)
(WHIRRING)
What's that?
You would love to be a part
of Feast Day?
Oh, what wonderful news!
You really think I could
pull off skinny jeans?
I mean, I know I can
get 'em on, but could
I pull 'em off?
Greetings, Titans!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Uh, you know
there's something going on
in your stomach region there.
Oh! This is nothing!
It's just Parry.
(GURGLING)
-Parry?
-Yes!
My adorable little
space parasite!
He appeared on my belly last
night and now wants to join me
for the Feast Day dinner!
It just moved! I saw it move!
Everyone stand back!
This is a level nine
biohazard.
I assure you,
Parry is perfectly harmless!
If we don't act now, Starfire,
this whole thing is going
to spiral out of control,
and we'll end up on the other
side of the galaxy fighting
a giant spider alien!
Or something.
(WHIRRING)
Parry says you are being
quite rude, Robin.
Uh, don't think Parry
can say anything...
We are communicating
through my brain.
Uh, Star? This is not normal.
Not normal.
It seems that is something
I am often accused of being
by my fellow Titans.
She is out of her mind,
Silkie!
(SING-SONG) Out of her mind!
I mean, she's talking
to a parasite. A parasite!
(WHISTLES) Crazy!
Oh, come on!
Don't tell me you buy
her story?
Here.
Let me show you something.
(GASPS)
No one must know about that.
According to my research,
Parry has no ability
to communicate with its host
and is most definitely
not friendly.
I think Star was
so sad no one wanted
to celebrate Feast Day
that she created a personality
for this disgusting mass
as a coping mechanism.
We better tell the others.
Guys! Guys! We have to talk.
-It's about...
-Hey! Hey! (BABBLES)
Hold up, Robin.
Parry was just finishing
up a story.
Go on, Parry.
(WHIRRING)
(CHUCKLES) What does
throb-ooze-puss-glow-glow
mean, Star?
Hopefully
I can relay it correctly.
And then she was all like,
"I have no idea where
the eggs are!"
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh! Eggs! Love it.
Uh, did I miss something
or did you all just become
best buds with an open sore?
As you can see, Robin,
you have misjudged Parry.
Yeah, Robin, he's great.
Even Raven likes him!
Whatever, he's fine.
(WHIRRING)
I am sorry, Parry.
But I already asked them
and they declined.
Wait! What'd he say?
What'd he say?
He asked if you all
would join us for Feast Day.
-I told him...
-ALL: I'm in.
What about you, Robin?
Oh, I'll be there.
To keep an eye on
that filthy parasite.
Wonderful!
Now, I promised to show
Parry around the city.
We will be back in time
for tonight's feast!
I don't like this, Titans.
I better follow them to make
sure nothing happens.
Oh, I wish my tapeworm
was more like Parry.
I followed them all day,
just waiting for that thing
to mutate into the giant spider
we'll end up fighting
on the other side
of the galaxy, but no dice.
He's a more fiendish opponent
than I thought.
Or, Parry's just
a friendly parasite.
And you're a creepy guy
in the bushes with a camera.
Hmm. Creepy camera guy.
No!
I am certain this will be
the best Feast Day ever!
-(WHIRRING)
-Parry would like
to make a toast.
(WHIRRING)
He says he would like
to thank you for welcoming him
into your home.
Uh, I'd like to make
a toast, too.
We've gotta separate
that thing from you
before it kills you!
Take it easy!
Parry doesn't exist!
Don't you see?
He's a figment
of Starfire's imagination.
It has got to go!
He is never leaving,
Robin.
We are the best friends.
Well, if parasites
are so great, then everyone
should have one!
Good thing I brought some
for the occasion.
(SQUISHING)
Uh, what are you doing?
Apparently,
I'm making friends.
(SHUDDERS) This is so great.
Yeah! (GRUNTS)
I love sharing my nutrients.
Ah, I love how weak
they make me feel.
Ugh! Why didn't I get
a parasite years ago?
Stop it! Just stop!
Parry is the only thing
that makes me feel normal!
Nice going, dude.
(GASPING)
Someone call a doctor.
Don't worry, Star.
This won't hurt a bit.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(GASPS) Robin!
What are you doing to Parry?
It's for your own good.
(GASPS)
-Hey, Robin!
-You can talk!
Yep! I communicate
through brainwaves,
just like Starfire said.
Who feels like a jerk now?
Guess I should have made
an effort to understand you.
It's not me you need to do
a better job of understanding.
Oh, Starfire!
Wow, you really are
the greatest!
Here, to show you
there's no hard feelings
I made you a cape!
But we're inside my brain.
It's a cape for your brain,
dum-dum!
Oh. Cool.
You talked to him?
Sorry, Starfire.
Your traditions may
be strange, but...
sometimes I guess I'm not
the normal one.
More than sometimes,
Robin.
-(WHIRRING)
-What's wrong, Parry?
Do you have to leave?
(WHIRRING)
Goodbye, Parry!
(SOBBING) Don't leave, man!
I'm gonna miss you so much!
This is awkward...
I'll always cherish
my brain cape!
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
I love you.
(GROWLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Ha! Yes! What did I say?
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it all along!
You fools just
wouldn't listen, I was right
and you were wrong!
CYBORG: Whoo!
Yeah!
Only a couple more hours
till the biggest, craziest,
boo-yah-iest
party of the year!
The Titans East
annual dance party.
-I can't wait!
-Yep. Looking forward to it.
Okay, guys, let's bring it in.
Tonight is our time to shine.
We have been working
all year for this.
So, I've only got
one thing to say.
Titans! Break it down!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(APPLAUSE)
We are undeniable!
So, what time does
this party start anyway?
I bet it says
on the invite!
Invite? I never got an invite.
Hey! Me neither!
-Come to think of it...
-Wait a second!
-(ALL WAILING)
-ROBIN: I just wanna dance!
We're disgusting people!
Why wouldn't they invite us?
Last year we were
the life of the party!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
ROBIN: It's on, players!
(RETCHING)
(GIBBERING)
-(GRUNTS)
-(HOOTING CONTINUES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(STRANGE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yep! Life of the party.
(SLOBBERING)
Oh, you must be starving,
my little Bumgorf!
Do not worry, lunch is here.
Hey, Starfire.
Got some bad news.
None of us were invited
to the Titans East party.
Can you believe that?
No, in fact, I cannot.
For I have been invited.
What? You got an invite?
Guess you were the only one
who got invited.
I see. In that case I shall
inform the others that I am
more well-liked than they are.
Don't do that!
You'll hurt their feelings!
Don't even tell them
you were invited!
But if I do not
tell them the truth,
what other option is there?
Um, it's called lying.
You know,
saying something
that's not true.
Just lie about where
you're going tonight.
But is lying not wrong?
Not if you wink it's not!
A wink is like saying,
"Just kidding, pal."
You know so much
about the lying.
I'll teach you everything!
And in exchange, you can take me
to the party as your guest.
It is a deal!
The best way
to learn how to lie
is by starting off small.
Go ahead.
Hello, Cyborg.
It is currently
76 degrees outside.
Uh, okay.
Actually,
it is only 74 degrees!
(GROWLING)
-(GROWLING)
-(CLATTERING)
Okay, Star. You're ready!
Titans!
I have something
to tell you that is true.
Tonight, Beast Boy and I will
not be at the tower because
we are going to...
The movies!
Cool! We'll come with.
Yeah, we got nothing
better to do
now that we're not going
to the party.
Sounds good.
Wonderful.
(BURSTS)
Ah, looks like we just lied
ourselves into a corner.
And there is only one way out
of the lie corner.
More lies.
Oh, hey, Star.
Which movie are we gonna go
see tonight?
Regarding the movies,
Raven would prefer you not
to come with us.
What! Why?
She said you chew
your popped corn too loudly.
Oh, she did, did she?
-Raven!
-What?
So I chew too loudly, do I?
I never said that.
Well, Starfire said you did.
And Starfire never lies.
You know what? Just forget it.
I'm not going to the movies.
You told him I said
he chews too loudly?
Of course I did not!
Also, Robin wants you
to stay home tonight
to clean out the gunk
in the freezer.
He thinks you are the slob.
(SNIFFS)
(BELCHES)
(GROWLS)
-RAVEN:
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-(CRASHING)
Whoa! Why did you do that?
Oh, you know why.
And I won't be going
to the movies tonight.
Okay, you need to stop lying.
But why? It is working!
But we're just making everyone
mad at each other!
I understand.
I promise I will stop
the lying.
Thank you.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
my head is engulfed in flames
and I must extinguish it.
(WHIRRING)
(BELCHES)
(GROWLS)
(WHIMPERING)
(EXHALES)
Hey! Really looking forward
to the movie!
Actually, Robin, I believe
you should reconsider going.
What do you mean?
Cyborg thinks you have
an unpleasant smell.
He does not wish
to sit next to you.
Unpleasant smell?
Maybe I won't go, then!
I'd hate to inflame
his precious nostrils.
We did it! No one wants
to go to the movies!
We are free to go to the party
in secret. Hooray!
Yeah. Hooray.
(GROWLING)
(CHEWING LOUDLY) I'm sorry,
am I bothering you?
(CONTINUES CHEWING)
Ahem. Question, Cy.
Does this smell funny to you?
(GAGGING LOUDLY)
Uh-oh, look what a slob I am!
Oh, man, my nose
touched garbage.
You've got some nerve.
Now I really smell!
(ALL BARKING)
We have two options.
We can go to the biggest party
of the year.
Or we can stay here
and set everything straight.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah! You think everything's
okay back at the tower?
I am sure they are solving
their problems like any
rational human adolescent.
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
(FIRES)
RAVEN: Hey, chrome dome!
Chew on this.
Oh, no! Our beloved tower!
Our friends! The Silkie!
(RUMBLING)
(BELCHING)
(PANTING)
Everyone, stop!
(CLANGS)
This has gone too far.
Raven never said
you chew too loudly.
Robin never said
you had to clean the freezer.
And Cyborg never said
you smelled.
I don't understand.
I lied.
I was invited
to the Titans East party.
I did not want to tell you
the truth, because I thought
it might hurt your feelings.
Instead I caused
even more pain.
Seriously?
I am ashamed.
I got so caught up
in the lying,
I turned my friends
against each other
and forgot to care
for my precious
little Bumgorf!
I do not deserve to be called
a Teen Titan.
Which is why I must
quit the team.
I will miss all of you.
Star! Star, Star.
It's okay. We forgive you.
-You do?
-Yeah!
You're being harder
on yourself than
we could ever be!
Come on, let's clean
this place up.
I'm such a slob.
Wow, Star. That was a really
heartfelt apology.
And I meant every
single word of it.
Wait. Did you just wink?
No! That was a blink.
BEAST BOY:
You just did it again!
STARFIRE:
I have something in my eye.
(WINKING CONTINUES)
BEAST BOY: I can't tell if
you're lying or not!
STARFIRE:
It must be the season
of allergies!